Sunday, August 12, 2007

How to Foil a UFO Abduction

My Worse Case Scenario page-a-day calendar for the weekend offers this advice:

How to Foil a UFO Abduction

  1. Control your thoughts. Do not think anything violent or upsetting - the extraterrestrial biological entity (EBE) may have the ability to read your mind.
  2. Resist verbally. Firmly tell the EBE to leave you alone.
  3. Resist mentally. Picture yourself enveloped in a protective shield of white light, or in a safe place. Telepathic EBE's may get the message.
  4. As a last resort, go for the EBE's eyes. You will not know what its other more sensitive areas are.

Good advice I wanted to share.

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